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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This
is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the
last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give
enough.
        -- Quentin Crisp, "How to Become a Virgin"
The Fortune.Ninja is...
  • An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
  • A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
  • A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
  • An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
  • Free! With full source code available!
  • Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
There are lots of sources you can try:
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
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