Welcome!
"Pacific Bell Customer Service, this is [..], how can I provide you with
excellent customer service today?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!! That's good, I like it.."
"Um, thanks, they make us say that."
-- knghtbrd and a pacbell rep, name removed to protect her job
excellent customer service today?"
"HAHAHAHAHA!! That's good, I like it.."
"Um, thanks, they make us say that."
-- knghtbrd and a pacbell rep, name removed to protect her job
The Fortune.Ninja is...
- An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
- A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
- A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
- An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
- Free! With full source code available!
- Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
