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Burn's Hog Weighing Method:
    (1) Get a perfectly symmetrical plank and balance it across a sawhorse.
    (2) Put the hog on one end of the plank.
    (3) Pile rocks on the other end until the plank is again perfectly
     balanced.
    (4) Carefully guess the weight of the rocks.
        -- Robert Burns
The Fortune.Ninja is...
  • An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
  • A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
  • A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
  • An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
  • Free! With full source code available!
  • Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
There are lots of sources you can try:
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